thatpersonalblog:

hawkeyesassismagic:

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#Rachel #a powerpoint for you

I didn’t know you swung that way, Liam.

but your butt is so nice looking

i mean really

it’s a nice butt

your butt is nice

Oh wow. You’re the first person ever to say that to me.

#I’m legitamately flattered

Why am I the first person ever to tell Rachel she has a nice butt?

Jesus Christ humanity get your shit together.

My butt is comparatively less flattering than the rest of the butts around mine.

false

Nope. That would be a true statement of fact. Your false is simply an opinion.

GET A ROOM.

sinfulsolace:

ironfries:

THROWS SOME DISGUSTINGLY FLUFF-LOADED COMIC PANELS IN YOUR FACE

clicky clicky for bigger nicer view :|a

this is jaimeverse, it’s an AU that features a kid called shortcut or jaime or shortcake and he’s the son of cap and iron man and this is all from gyzym’s pile of bedtime stories right here. click the link to learn a little bit more about him if you like!

so yeah, ‘vengerturtles!!! KIDS BEING KIDS IDK

Here have this one too

I love coming back to Tumblr after a long three days  away and finding lovely things like this!

zozogurl:

j9tigger:

lolsofunny:

Let’s not beat around the bush here…

OR SHALL WE?!

Why the fuck is she cuddling with Tampax at what appears to be a pool that is also the ocean?

I want a tampon commercial where the women are fighting zombies or some shit.

And they’re all beat up and bloody and shoving tampons into bullet wounds to stop the bleeding.

And I want one of the ladies to full-on decapitate a zombie with a machete or maybe a scythe.

And then I want her to look directly into the camera with blood running from an open wound on her forehead and say,

“For the fighting spirit.”

^ That commercial would win all of the Oscars.

That commercial would make more sense that all this faffing about through the fields of daisies and cuddling your fucking tampons bullshit…

What are you talking about?

I sit by the pool/ocean cuddle my tampons all the fucking time.

Who wants to start a tampon company with me just so we can make that commercial?

What would it be called, Tampocalypse? I’d be game if it were called Tampocalypse.

reblogging for the priceless notes

The Tampocalypse

FOR THE FIGHTING SPIRIT.

Well periods aren’t all ‘Let me parade around in my motherfucking white bikini at the beach and shake my ass around in front of the hot boys while snuggling my tampon box”

IT’S LITERALLY A BLOOD BATH!!

IT’S A WAR!

IF YOU GET IN MY WAY, FUCKER I WILL KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT!

Tampocalypse.

I love the internet. 

I would buy the shit outta that.

This made me laugh my ass off this morning - I love this! I would buy the shit outta this.

Tampocalypse for the win

Plus, I love all things Zombie. I act, can I make this a commercial?

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“Totally worth it.” -Trees

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wouldyousingalong:

averypotterurl:

harrypotterybarn:

danielnadcliffe:

jessica is made of lazy, smoke, and rainbows. With a dash of new school.

Samantha is made of movies, steel, and ammunition. With a dash of Snoopy.

Molly is made of beer, man, and earthquakes. With a dash of Pixar.

Jen is made of Classical, chocolate, and awkwardness. With a dash of foreveralone.

Britley is made of brain, pearls, and shotguns. With a dash of AMERICA.

(Source: cottoncandyflufftier)